Where questionable romantic behavior is charged, defended, cross-examined, and sentenced.
Department Briefing
Dating habits, phrases, myths, and modern rituals placed on trial before the Human Confusion Review Board.
Filed Evidence
Guilty, but complicated
Mixed signals stand accused of impersonating genuine interest, encouraging unnecessary detective work, and keeping hope alive without sufficient evidence. But are they always manipulation, or are confused humans simply terrible at communicating uncertainty?
Guilty, with mitigating circumstances
Dating apps stand accused of making people feel replaceable, turning connection into a catalog, and giving modern romance the emotional stability of a loading screen. But are they truly guilty, or are they just exposing what humans were already doing badly?